Mr. Potter Esquire – Gym, Tan, Laundry (No Grenades) lyrics

If he’s DTF then you know I got it made
And if his friend is ugly then my girl takes
The grenade…
[Chorus]
Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry
Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry
Gym, Tan, Laundry
[Chorus Outro]
Okay everybody put your drinks in the air
And with your left hand
I need you to just…
Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump
Switch up
Put your right hand up! [Intro Chorus]
If she’s DTF then I know I got it made
And if her friend is ugly then my boy takes the grenade! Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump
Okay now just my ladies! If he’s DTF then you know I got it made
And if his friend is ugly then my girl takes
The grenade…
Yeah! Potter Esquire]
Ladies looking right
Nails, hair done tight
Let’s bump and grind
Everyone at the crib
We eat, I scream it’s t-shirt time
Everybody take a shot
Have a toast
Cab’s here
You know it’s time to roll
Wingman when we’re up in the club
Two friends, one rule
This is how it goes
Gym, Tan, Laundry
[Wingman Rules – Mr. Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump
Okay now just my fellas! If she’s DTF then you know I got it made
And if her friend is ugly then my boy takes
The grenade…
Ladies! [Verse 1 – Pretty Freddie]
I’m waking up
It’s saturday
It’s nice outside
Tonight I’m gonna play
But first things first
I’ll call my guys
We’ll hit the gym
We’ll do some pecs and tris
[Verse 1 – Mr. If she’s DTF then you know I got it made
And if her friend is ugly then my boy takes
The grenade…
Ladies! Potter Esquire
And this is that gym, tan, laundry
So whether you’re out on the Jersey Shore
Miami Beach, or all the way out on the west coast
We’re gonna show you how we do this GTL thing y’all
That’s gym, tan, laundry!!! Potter Esquire]
Yeah, now if you don’t know the wingman rules
The wingman rules are
If I got a good one
And you got a bad one
Then you got to get the bad one
So I can get the good one
You know what I mean? If he’s DTF then you know I got it made
And if his friend is ugly then my girl takes
The grenade…
Fellas! Help me out y’all! Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry
Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry
Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry
Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry
(((Bomb/Explosion))) sound at the end! Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump
Okay now everybody! Potter Esquire]
Then its off to the flies
And the curls
And the traps
And the abs and things
6 pack
8 pack
10 pack
12 pack for the girl and the joy it brings
Ladies they love it
They rub it
They’ll tell their friends about me
Later on we’ll dance
We’ll eat
We’ll freak
But first things first we hit that
[Chorus]
Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry
Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry
Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry
Gym, Tan, Laundry
G-Gym, Tan, Laundry
And then we’ll hit the club and
Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
Fist pump, fist pump, fist pump, fist pump
[Verse 2 – Pretty Freddie]
Its-its-its-it’s tanning time
Right now the gym is done
A twenty minute tanning bed and then I got to run
Let’s-Let’s-Let’s-Let’s get to laundry
We stay so fresh and clean
Make sure your outfits’ right
Tonight we do v-necks and jeans
[Verse 2 – Mr. [DJ Intro]
Yeah, I go by the name of Mr. The wingman rules are…
[Call & Response Hook]
If she’s DTF then you know I got it made
And if her friend is ugly then my boy takes
The grenade…
Ladies!

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